Dear Yulegoat

Dearest Yule Goat,

Thanks for stopping by! I hope you're having a good season so far, and I wish you many happy tidings for the remainder of the season, and also the year to come.

I have written this letter for you in case you'd like a little guidance in writing a fic for me. I give you a bounty of thanks in advance for whatever it is you decide to write!

These small fandoms need all the love they can get, and I'm glad you'll be adding to one of them! :)

I'm open to gen fic, ship fic, world-building, plotty stuff, character studies, fluffy fic, dark fic, kink, porn, violence, and pretty much everything really (yes, even underage and incest and all that other problematic stuff I'm not ~supposed to like). My only hard and fast Do Not Wants are character death and oral sex (IDK why, it just bores me). Fandom-specific DNWs are listed below.


Penny Dreadful

Characters: Catriona Hartdegan, Vanessa Ives, Dorian Gray, Justine

I loved this show. It ended far too soon, IMHO, and the final season had issues to boot. What happened to Vanessa basically sucked. If she was going to go full-evil, I'd have preferred she stuck to it to the end; a non-happy ever after with the world all foggy and dark forever would have been fine by me! Either that, or she should have resisted Dracula and killed him. She spent two whole seasons resisting Satan, and now vampire dude gets to her?? What the hell, show.

ANYWAY. I loved Vanessa SO MUCH. A lot of that has to do with Eva Green; someone could make a movie of her reading the phone book and I'd be happy to pay for tickets. So I would love any kind of story with her in it. I especially love when she goes all witch-y and beats the baddies at their own games.

I also loved Catriona. She had a kickass introduction and she was a THANATOLOGIST! She studied DEATH! How awesome is that?!? I would love some backstory about her, or something about what she does going forward, whether you choose to acknowledge the ending the show gave us or not.

Cat also had mega chemistry with Vanessa and I would love a story that has them charging around the world together, studying death and fighting evil - and having lots of kinky sex, lbr.

Then there's Dorian. I liked him a lot in season 1, and then, fittingly, by season 3 I found him yawn-worthy. Especially when all the End of Days stuff happened. I would have thought he'd be excited that something different was finally happening! Something he'd never experienced before! Get out there and enjoy that shit, Dorian! WTF is wrong with you??

And Justine. She was adorable and terrifying. I loved her. I never once believed she'd accept an easy death. I'd love to see her leave with the others and assume a leadership role over them. Or for her to trap Dorian somewhere (quarter him and bury the pieces maybe?) and take over his estate. Or maybe even have a run-in with Dracula (maybe he is the one whose hand she first tries to take?) and she becomes a vampire and then she rips Dorian's head off and bathes in his blood. Or something.

:)

Other characters I love are Brona, Kaetenay, Dr. Seward, Ethan Chandler, Sembene, Sir Malcolm, and Dr. Jekyll. I liked Victor also to an extent. Feel free to use them or any others, but please no Caliban|John Clare. (I liked all of his stuff with Vanessa but the rest of it left me bored.)

Do Not Wants: Oral sex, Caliban/John Clare, character death (unless it's Dorian)


Pitch Black/Chronicles of Riddick series

Characters: Jack|Kyra


I am more fond of Pitch Black's world than the later addition of the mythos from The Chronicles of Riddick; however, feel free to use either setting. I also liked the interim animated feature, so feel free to make use of that setting as well.

I really want a fic where Jack is a trans guy, and what that is like when you basically live in space. But Kyra kicking ass all across the galaxy, and SURVIVING FFS, would also be amazing. Other prompts: What if Jack had been adopted by Vaako? Or Riddick? What if they'd never gotten off that planet? How would they have survived?

ODAO: Inclusion of Abu al-Walid (Imam) is good, as well as his family. Carolyn Fry or Sharon Montgomery surviving the end of Pitch Black would also be great. (But still focused on Jack|Kyra, please.)

Do Not Wants: character death, oral sex, rape.


Fail_Fandomanon RPF

Characters: Heather, Sarah, Overly Earnest Anon, Overly Aggressive Anon

Yes, dear Yule Goat, I am a nonny.

Based on my username, this shouldn't be a surprise to anyone that goes to FFA.

I've been in and out of FFA for years now (sometimes I think more than is healthy), and I love all the FFA-specific in-jokes and memes and noteworthy anons there. (Hi, fiyah nonny! I miss you. :( )

Anyway. If this is the fandom we matched, you have my full permission to go hog-wild here. Gen fic, ship fic, interrupting porn fic. Write me 3-5 lines of drawer fic followed by a treatise on the virtues of smoking alpacas topped off with meme-ified lyrics to a Justin Bieber song. Or write Heather/Sarah where they meet up at a meetup and fall in love at first wank. Write a character study of a known troll. Write about an Overly Earnest Stucky nonny or a day in the life of a mod or your two favorite characters having in-universe wank on meme. You could even drop in an original male kraken or two! The meme's the limit here. :)

Other prompts/ideas that may help:

+Heather and Sarah are nonnies who know each other IRL but don't realize it until one fateful Meetup.
+Heather is gluten-free and Sarah owns a bakery. RL wank ensues.
+OEA & OAA based on your favorite subject of wank.
+OEA & OAA based on your choice of juggernaut fandom or pairing.
+OEA & OAA based on your choice of meme-popular (or meme-notorious) fandom.

Do Not Wants (unless they're in-universe wank-related): character death, oral sex (although I'll understand if it's interrupting porn), or Teen Wolf-related hate/bashing.


And that's the end of my letter. Thank you for reading it. And whatever you end up writing, please have fun! I look forward to my gift. :)